DEAR LAWYER:
You're not so fucking remarkable anymore!
You're a poor excuse for being a hotshot lawyer on Wilshire Boulevard.
In disguise you're really nothing but a Hollywood Pimp!
If I was murdered, then you would have fought for the legals rights that I had left.
If I was a whore who got caught up in a high-profile murder investigation, then you would have been my biggest advocate; but I wasn't, instead, I was promiscuously naive who got tangled up in
Sex,
Lies,
and
Videotapes!
Had I known you failed to fight for my best interests...
Had I known you violated my 7th Ammendment Right and denied me DUE PROCESS..
Had I known 3 years later, and 2 months before trial, you'd chicken-shitted and pussy-footed your way out on me , because YOU FUCKED UP and didn't do your job...
Had I known you were undervaluing my worth...
Had I known... it would take you the entire summer to write a single page letter that would clear the blemish on my teaching credentials...
Had I known, on May 11, 2004, when I asked your permission to file for bankruptcy, but you said, "NO!"...
Had I known, lawsuits would be filed against me because you left me with no money to pay my bills...
Had I known, I'd be far worse now than I was back then when I reached out to you, hired you, and trusted you...
Had I known, you would sell me like a Cheap Whore....
I WOULD WOULD HAVE
FIRED YOU
A
LONG,
LONG,
TIME AGO!
THANK YOU FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!